why you all butt hurt?

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

(via call-me-mister-fahrenheit)

maidenmothercronus:

inconvenientlylargelizard:

HOW TO CHEER UP IN 2 EASY STEPS

  1. WHISPER “BEEP BOOP” TO YOURSELF.
  2. REPEAT UNTIL NOT SAD.

((BUT WHY DOES THIS WORK??????))

(via justchangedmyurl)

this-teenage-girls-blog:

Let’s just talk about Wednesday’s perfect “not giving a fuck” attitude because it’s marvelous.

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

shadownight2194:

valerieparker:

domics:

montoya:

domics:

Have you ever heard anyone say ‘easier done than said’ ?

So, one day my coworker said “is anything easier done than said” and I let him pontificate about this for a while and then I said to him, “silence” and that blew his mind. 

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NO I HAVE NOT HAD ENOUGH COFFEE TO CONTEMPLATE YOUR PHILOSOPHICAL SHIT TUMBLR STOP THAT

Dat some deep shit

(via idonthyphen)

timelordparadise:

drbirdsadviceforsadpoets:

none of that was expected.

I have seen this at least five times and every time the ending takes me by surprise

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blackpaint20:

“Head of Medusa”  Paco della villa Borghese, Rome Italy

blackpaint20:

“Head of Medusa”  Paco della villa Borghese, Rome Italy

(via alys5sa)

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"I think it’s Walt Disney."

What’s My Line - broadcast on November 11th, 1956. (x)

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bombing:

fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated

(via criminallybonkers)

Filipino artist Noel Cruz transforms mass-produced dolls to create stunningly realistic one-of-a-kind figures of celebrities.” 

(Source: facebook.com, via fatitalianbroad)

gameofchrons:

friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

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