why you all butt hurt?

penis-hilton:

troq:

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penis-hilton, tearing families apart since 2014 xo

(via jessica-the-pumpkin-intern)

2wentysixletters:

I’M GONNA BE OKAY I’VE GOT PEOPLE WHO LOVE ME EVEN WHEN I DON’T REALLY DESERVE IT I’VE GOT THINGS TO LOOK FORWARD TO AND PEOPLE TO LOVE AND DOGS TO PET AND RAIN TO LISTEN TO AND I’M GONNA BE OKAY WE’RE GONNA BE OKAY 

(via fatitalianbroad)

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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(via call-me-mister-fahrenheit)

bitchiel:

justaddtommy:

i think we’re out of ink

have you tried turning it on and off again

bitchiel:

justaddtommy:

i think we’re out of ink

have you tried turning it on and off again

(via call-me-mister-fahrenheit)

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i like to push my body to the limit but not in the healthy living way more like in the how much pasta can i eat before im unable to physically move way

(Source: averagefairy, via everyonelovesrobots)

kalories:

i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

(via call-me-mister-fahrenheit)

kentmcfuller:

do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

(via call-me-mister-fahrenheit)

veganvibez:

do you know how scary it is to acknowledge how strong your feelings are for someone and your brain is like “maybe you love them” and you’re like SHUT THE FUCK UP BRAIN YOU DONT KNOW SHIT

(via call-me-mister-fahrenheit)

beyoncebeyoffce:

when the smart student in the class gets the answer wrong  

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(via solar-ice)

reservcirbitch:

family: *does something shitty*

me: you will not be thanked when I accept my oscar

(via solar-ice)

firedarms:

the-damn-internet-ruined-my-life:

fedorabro:

petilill:

*asexual laughter*

*homosexual laughter*

*bisexual considerate muttering* 

*pansexual self-arguing*

firedarms:

the-damn-internet-ruined-my-life:

fedorabro:

petilill:

*asexual laughter*

*homosexual laughter*

*bisexual considerate muttering* 

*pansexual self-arguing*

(via txlover)